BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Bernie Sanders received a thunderous applause and a standing ovation from young voters while speaking at a campaign fundraising reception at the Avalon Hollywood nightclub. If elected, he promised an endless list of free stuff for unemployed millennials, including video games and marijuana. He said he also plans to make it a felony punishable up to ten years in prison, for parents to criticize their lazy adult children that are still living at home.
