BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBA Commissioner David Stern fines Kobe Bryant $100,000.00 for making an anti-gay slur at a referee during a game against Sacramento. To show that the NBA has zero tolerance for this behavior, Stern ordered that if the Lakers make it to the Western Conference Finals, Kobe has to wear an evening gown during warm-ups. Bryant’s agent states that he’ll more than likely appeal the decision.