BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A recent Rasmussen poll revealed that 71 percent of Democratic voters believe Hillary Clinton should keep running even if indicted, a view shared by only 30 percent of Republicans and 46 percent of unaffiliated voters. Clinton responded to this most recent poll gleefully stating, “This clearly shows that the American people are concerned about what I can do to make this country better, instead of pointlessly focusing on a long list of felonies that I probably committed.”