BREAKING NEWS – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania – Burger King is now releasing it’s newest creation called a “Whopperito.” The Whopperito appears to use slices of Burger King’s flame-grilled beef, melted cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, ketchup, pickles, and white onions rolled up into a tortilla. The DNC is alleging that Donald Trump is behind this. They say his objective if elected is to get as many Hispanics as possible overweight, so they’ll be easier to catch and “roll” out of this country.
