BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Black pastors “laid hands” on Clinton and prayed to “decree and declare the favor of the Lord” upon Clinton, right before she condemned a pro-life bill. “President-to-Be Clinton, we decree and declare from the crown of your head to the soles of your feet that the favor of the Lord will surround you like a shield, in Jesus’s name,” they prayed, at Mother Bethel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Philadelphia. She was later quoted saying in a private meeting with the pastors in regards to babies in the womb, “Even though in the bible God highly values the unborn, it’s great to get the support of honorable men that ignore those particular scriptures from an ancient dusty old book, inspired by a male Supreme Being that does not understand women’s rights.”
