BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Oakland District Attorney Nancy O’Malley who is a big fan of the Warriors, is so outraged that the Cavaliers has beaten them two straight, that she sent an angry letter to every player on the team, and to the coach Steve Kerr. In the letter it states, that because the Warriors has the NBA record for most wins (73-9), locals assumed they would easily win the championship. But if they lose game 7 due to more of their “pathetic playing”, which causes disgruntled fans to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge, the entire team and coach can be indicted for second degree manslaughter. Warriors owner Joe Lacob, responded at a press conference that he isn’t aware if there is a legal precedent for O’Malley to file such charges, but to be on the safe side, he did encourage all of the players to hire a criminal defense lawyer.
