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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Two-time MVP Steph Curry has written a letter to the NBA commissioner, demanding that they create a new rule which forbids other players from blocking his shots. He explained that it affects the integrity of the game, and it’s not fair to his fans that pay good money to see him show off.