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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Steph Curry is now blaming Golden State coach Steve Kerr for losing the NBA Championship. Curry was openly angry during an interview on ESPN when he explained, “Our devastating loss is all Kerr’s fault! We were up 3-1 when he made the idiotic suggestion for me to start guarding someone!”