BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An elite Manhattan school is teaching “white privilege,” while heaping praise and cupcakes on their black peers. Administrators at the Bank Street School for Children on the Upper West Side claim it’s a novel approach to fighting discrimination, and that several other private New York schools are doing it, but even liberal parents aren’t buying it. New York City Schools Chancellor Carmen Fariña stated that this new program has been “toned down”. She said up until recently during “show and tell”, the white kids were forced to give their expensive toys they brought from home to the black kids as gifts, to apologize for past historic injustices.
