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BREAKING NEWS – Aleppo, Syria – A librarian is seen trying to salvage what he can after an explosive destroyed the building he was working in. The mayor of Aleppo announced that when the library is rebuilt, the shelves will no longer contain books that has instructions on how to make bombs.