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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Jesse Jackson was photographed on set in his first acting debut, dressed up as a priest in a remake of the movie, “The Exorcist”. Jackson got the role after taking acting lessons and convincing Warner Brothers he was the best qualified, due to the amount of deals he made with the devil.