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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – Senator Ted Cruz is now stating that it was a mistake for him not to endorse Donald Trump at the RNC Convention. He explained that his misjudgment was in part because he was duped. He said he now knows that Hillary Clinton lied, and never intended to keep her promise of offering him the VP slot.