BREAKING NEWS – Philadephia, Pennsylvania – Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has been ousted from her convention role, after leaked emails indicating an anti-Bernie Sanders bias in her operation inflamed the left flank of the party. The National Organization of Women (NOW) who is a big supporter of her, gave a positive spin in a written statement which read in part, “In time, this will prove that Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is a ‘strong woman’, and will eventually rise above the present adversity, even though she currently appears to be a complete imbecile.”
