BREAKING NEWS – Columbus, Ohio – Governor John Kasich stated that is not fair for him to be labeled as an “angry bitter man”, because he refused to attend the RNC convention in Cleveland. It’s generally believed that he is still upset over the fact that he didn’t get the nomination, mainly because of Donald Trump’s relentless attacks against him. “I am neither angry nor bitter regarding the primaries”, explained Kasich while dabbing the edges of his mouth with a handkerchief as foam built up around it.
