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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Former President Bill Clinton was photographed sleeping during Hillary’s acceptance speech at the DNC Convention. Being questioned regarding his snoozing, he responded, “Her voice has always had that affect on me, and it’s a miracle that our daughter Chelsea was ever conceived.”