BREAKING NEWS – Apple’s iPhones and Google’s Android smartphones now regularly transmit their locations back to Apple and Google, respectively. Many of the users are very concerned that this new application is an invasion of their privacy. In a memo that was obtained by the Wall Street Journal, the idea of having the cell phones transmit their locations, came out of a joint meeting made up of exclusively women from both companies, that were tired of their husbands or boyfriends constantly coming home late, unable to explain why they were smelling like perfume.