BREAKING NEWS – Sebastian, Florida – A Florida man has been legally banned from ordering pizzas by a judge, after authorities determined he placed multiple orders and prank calls to several pizza restaurants, and then refused to pay for the food. Randy Riddle used five different phone numbers to make dozens of calls between May 30 and June 18 to at least three different pizza restaurants, and then refused to pay for the food after it arrived. “Defendant shall refrain from calling any pizza establishment or his bond shall be revoked,” states the warrant affidavit. His attorney proclaimed that this is a very clear case of discrimination, because Florida has a long history of bigotry towards ogres.
