BREAKING NEWS – Milwaukee, Wisconsin – Prompted by the Milwaukee riots, Al Sharpton announces that he, alongside with the ACLU wants a federal law passed. They collectively want legislature, that if a cop shoots a person and it causes community to riot, including looting and arson, the police force should be financially responsible for the businesses and property destroyed. He also said that all of the money should be sent directly to him, and he’ll distribute it according to what he alone determines as “equitable”.
