BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Special Advisor for Green Jobs Van Jones, tearfully testified at the National Clean Energy Project in an attempt to get his old job back that he felt he was forced to resign from in 2010. He stated that he blamed Glenn Beck and other right wing organizations that took out of context what he often said in the 1990’s, that he was a committed Marxist. He explained that he was specifically referring to being a big fan of the 1930’s comedy trio, the Marx Brothers. Unnamed attendees of the meeting later stated that his testimony was ridiculous, and his concluding Groucho Marx impression was the worst they had ever seen.