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BREAKING NEWS – Doha, Qatar – According to the Arab television station Al Jazeera, many of Osama bin Laden’s supporters feel that the way he was buried at sea was unacceptable. They are now accusing the U.S. of intentionally burying him in known shark infested waters, after wrapping his body in cole cuts.