BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now saying that her desire for a recount in the battleground states she lost in the presidential election, does not make her a hypocrite, even though she acknowledged that she would be “horrified” and “appalled” if Donald Trump would’ve done the exact same thing. “I should’ve made my point clearer,” Clinton explained. “What I meant to say, was no ‘man’ should be doing what I am doing. However, as an elderly woman with unpredictable mood swings, I am entitled to abruptly change my mind, which is usually accompanied with one my well publicized explosive temper tantrums.”
