BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now encouraging republicans to reject Donald Trump’s nomination of Jeff Sessions as U.S. Attorney General, and to appoint her to the position. She made her case publicly by stating, “I emphatically promise to be fair and objective in regards to determining if the evidence compiled against me in the email scandal is worthy of an indictment. Besides, I am the most qualified person for the job, since I am fully aware of the countless federal laws I’ve broken… er… uh… something like that.”
