BREAKING NEWS – Battlecreek, Michigan – Kellogg’s has been delivering sugar-coated grain concoctions to breakfast eaters for decades, now has some American conservatives calling for a boycott of all its products. The corporate giant that makes scores of cereals, recently placed itself in the political cross hairs when, after receiving complaints from customers, announced it would be pulling all of its advertising from the conservative website Breitbart.com. Unconfirmed reports are that Tony the Tiger who has been openly critical of Donald Trump, is behind the movement for Kellogg’s to withdraw from Briebart. Tony also was seen cheering at Hillary Clinton rallies during her presidential run, saying he really admired her because she is so “flakey”.