BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Massachusetts – An internal battle is currently going on at at Webster’s Dictionary, with the newest edition scheduled to be released in 2017. Half of the writers want Hillary Clinton’s name used as a synonym for “liar”, while the other half feels that would be disrespectfully crossing a line. They finally reached a compromise by posting a thumbnail image of her next to the word “untrustworthy”, along with the images of Pinocchio, Judas, and Snidely Whiplash.
