BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the American Hospital Association, in November, nearly 2 million people were admitted to emergency wards complaining about an identical problem. Doctors have been baffled on how to treat the unusual ailment, but stated it appears the source of the excruciating pain is from the patients laughing so hard at whining Hillary Clinton supporters, that their sides begin to hurt. A medical team concluded that in their opinion, this affliction will probably flare-up and intensify under the exact same conditions to the exact same patients, in around four years.
