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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Even though it was obvious to viewers on election night, CNN reporters were devastated and angry over Donald Trump winning the presidency. Behind closed doors they have expressed their hostility, but only Don Lemon has publicly stated that he is a sour loser.