BREAKING NEWS – Emory, Texas – About 45 people — including toddlers and students — were at the parish hall of St. John the Evangelist Catholic Church in Emory, a town outside of Dallas, Texas, when they received warning that a tornado was approaching. Miraculously, not a single one of them were injured. The only people who were harmed were two priests. Both men who were recently accused of pedophilia, were seen running for cover toward the church, when the tornado “vacuumed them from the ground”, and they have not been seen or heard from since.
