BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Moore to take aim at President Trump on Broadway this summer. The 63-year-old Academy Award-winning director will be performing a one-man show, titled “The Terms of My Surrender,” at New York City’s Belasco Theatre starting July 28 for 12 weeks. In a leaked memo to his staff, he said this is a laughably easy way to make money from “liberal suckers”. According to his agent, the show will be sponsored by McDonald’s, KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and any other restaurants that wants to toss some food in the trough he’ll be kneeling in front of on stage, as he attacks conservative values between his burps.