BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton indirectly defends the Somali pirates that have been terrorizing the oceans since 2005, by holding the crew and cargo for ransom. “I understand what they are doing is illegal,” Sharpton began. “However, Caucasians are such hypocrites! They look the other way when one of their own does the exact same thing, that’s why there hasn’t been a demand to hunt down and arrest Jack Sparrow!”
