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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is now criticizing the nation of Ireland, after he saw a picture of a young child wearing a multi-colored afro wig, that was taken on St. Patrick’s Day. He also requested a meeting with the Ambassador to Ireland, demanding to know why they don’t have any black leprechauns.