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BREAKING NEWS – Palm Beach, Florida – Legendary golfer Tiger Woods was arrested for Driving Under the Influence in Florida on Memorial Day. His agent explained that it was an honest mistake, stating that Woods had no idea that his driving would be impaired after taking some prescription pain medication, along with two bottles of whiskey.