BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News announced that the network will move forward with plans to air Megyn Kelly’s interview with conspiracy theorist and radio host Alex Jones, amidst the growing outrage. Some of his unproven theories include 9-11 was an inside job and Sandy Hook was faked. Jones is now saying that NBC may yank the story due to pressure from executives at Woolworth’s, Egyptian mummies, and from several anti-American groups that have colonized on Mars.
