BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is alleging that if a NBA player argues a call with one of the few NBA referees, he is being sexist. “It’s only because she’s a woman,” explained NOW President Terry O’Neill. “The players never argue with a male referee because they just assume that they will always make the right call. I think women should boycott NBA games to show our outrage toward this bigotry. I also believe that the men only run up and down the court when there is a female ref, as a vindictive act, with the hopes of damaging her reproductive organs, in an attempt to prevent her from having children.”
