BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California  – Congresswoman Maxine Waters openly admits that she lives in a mansion in a neighborhood that’s only 6% black. When asked how could she relate to African-Americans in poverty, she thought about it momentarily before responding. “I moved to that neighborhood, for the sole purpose to learn how bigoted rich white people think. The best way to learn about an enemy is to live among them. If necessary, I’ll move to an even bigger mansion to a neighborhood that has even fewer blacks, in order to prepare myself to legislate better laws to stop those racists from ruthlessly oppressing my people!”