BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women is currently pushing Congress to pass a law that allows wives to sue their husbands for sexual harassment. At a press conference, Terry O’Neill who is the president of NOW explained their position. “Women are sick and tired of these men repeatedly making unwanted sexual advances toward them over the years. Or trying to make them do things that they are not in the mood for. Maybe after some of these men get sued for everything they have, and get reduced to financial ruins, they’ll cease from making flirtatious inappropriate comments to their wives, and non-stop demands for intimacy throughout the marriage.”