BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters announces that she now has the “smoking gun” that will impeach President Trump of collusion with the Russians. “I have been doing my own research almost 24/7 over the last month, and I realized that we democrats have been looking at it all wrong,” she explained. “President Trump should be indicted for collusion, because he hid the evidence so well, that no one can find a trace that he did it. I think a federal judge should cite him for contempt, and to lock him up until he releases the documentation that currently appears to not exist. I told my supporters I would get him, and finally my diligence has paid off!”