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BREAKING NEWS – Wroclaw, Poland – Chaewoon Kim of South Korea competes during the Rhythmic Gymnastics Women’s Individual Hoop Qualification of The World Games at Centennial Hall. This is the first time she has competed in Gymnastics for Headless Women, and the new event is currently being promoted by Polowski Guillotines.