BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now alleging that parents who try to prevent their children from “talking back”, is a violation of their offspring’s speech. “These mothers and fathers should not have the power to decide when a conversation, begins, ends, or the subject matter,” explained the ACLU in a written statement. “Because their kids can be politically and emotionally damaged for life, if they are raised in a house that’s run under that type of a ruthless dictatorship.”