BREAKING NEWS – Springdale, Arkansas – PETA states that they plan to boycott food giant Tyson Chickens, unless they immediately respond to questions regarding their recent acquisition of the Crayola Corporation.
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BREAKING NEWS – Springdale, Arkansas – PETA states that they plan to boycott food giant Tyson Chickens, unless they immediately respond to questions regarding their recent acquisition of the Crayola Corporation.