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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – President Asif Ali Zardari is denying that he was aware that Osama bin Laden was living nearby in Abbottabad. He admitted he had seen the tall 6”6’ wanted terrorist on several occasions, but he was told that he was a retired forward from the NBA.