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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Yielding to pressure by the ACLU, Hasbro announced that they will be selling playthings that appeals to Hispanic children in the fall. The toy maker said this upcoming holiday season the new items will be available, including G.I. Jose.