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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Lindsay Lohan is seen snickering at Judge Stephanie Sautner after pleading no contest for theft. The judge was trying to officially end the hearing in the traditional way, but she had to end it orally once she realized that Lindsay had stolen the gavel.