BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – After a rocky two seasons, comedian Chelsea Handler has announced that she will end her Netflix talk show, “Chelsea,” after two seasons. She will reportedly focus on political activism. Netflix CEO Reed Hastings stated that he planned to cancel the show due to the “basement ratings”, and she lost a good portion of the few viewers she had, after she promised to leave the country if Donald Trump won, and didn’t leave. “She was perceived by her audience as lying, whining, poorly aging airhead,” explained Hastings. “When she appeared on tv the day after Trump won, literally crying and making excuses why she wasn’t going to leave the United States, we had to cut several times during taping, because either the camera crew was laughing at how pathetic she looked, or telling her to ‘shut up’ because she was making them nauseous.”