BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News foreign correspondent Keir Simmons reported that a North Korean lieutenant colonel he spoke to watches MSNBC’s “Morning Joe”, specifically for the segments about North Korea. Simmons also said the lieutenant colonel told him that Kim Jong Un watches all of the shows on MSNBC, and wonders why the network appears to only hire “ugly angry women.” The dictator then added that Rachel Maddow’s appearance has him extremely confused and “creeped out”.