BREAKING NEWS – Gloucestershire, England – Hillary Clinton has admitted that she didn’t want to go to Donald Trump’s inauguration – and even tried to get out of it – in an interview at a UK book festival. Clinton told an audience at the Cheltenham Literature Festival that she had called George W. Bush in the hopes that he wouldn’t go, giving her an excuse to follow suit. She said he told her that if she doesn’t go, people are going to think that she is a crooked, stupid, sore loser. But if she goes, he said people will think she is a crooked, stupid, sore loser, trying to hide the pain of looking like a whining idiot after being humiliated internationally. She said the following day she called Bush a second time to seek clarification on exactly what he meant, but he already changed his phone number.