BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Jeff Sessions directed senior federal prosecutors to evaluate “certain issues” requested by congressional Republicans, involving the sale of Uranium One and alleged unlawful dealings related to the Clinton Foundation, leaving the door open for an appointment of another special counsel. According to his staff, Sessions decided to launch an investigation after spending a lot of time at Walter Reed Hospital interacting with the coroner, and finally locating the right match for his spine transplant.
