BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under pressure from fellow democrats, not only is Donna Brazile “aggressively” walking back many of the things she said in her book “Hacked”, she is now denying that she even wrote the book. “I never wrote any book,” she said in a written statement. “My last name is spelled ‘Brazil’, not ‘Brazile’, as the author/imposter wrote. The correct spelling of my last name proves that I have been in South America/Brazil for the past 18 months, and I only recently discovered that Hillary Clinton lost the election. I have been doing charitable work in South America for the last year and a half, helping people in poverty build low income sandcastles on several beaches. When I left in early 2016, I assumed Bernie Sanders would get the nomination if the playing field was level. I’m not sure how he didn’t, and I am hoping someone can tell me exactly what happened.”
