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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are emphatically backing a mayor in northern Alaska, after he announced that Whoville is now a sanctuary city. PETA who is also liberal, is now criticizing the Grinch after they heard he was bragging about carving a “roast beast”.