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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Homeland Security and the FBI are now investigating Bert from Sesame Street alleging that he has been supporting Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda. His roommate Ernie, turned him in after Bert tried to get him to join a newly formed a radical group called the “Muslim Muppets”.