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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – Senator John Kerry Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee got really frustrated with Afghani reporters after they repeatedly asked him if he was depressed because of the way President Obama dealt with Osama bin Laden. He then repeatedly told them that’s not why he had a long face.